Lets start with the jokes

[Poco Pelo]

i'm feelling rather "ethnic" so here are so Bagpipe jokes :~)
1) How do you tell if a Bagpipe is out of tune ?
Someone is blowing in it :laff:
2) How do you tell if a bagpiper has good pitch ?
It land in the middle of the loch and didn't hit any ducks
3) Why do bagpipers march when they play ?
To get away from the noise :idea:

NEXT ?

[WorldFoodie]

:) OK, not ethnic but it picks on a group. Think of two competing schools, say Michigan and Ohio State, or Tx A&M and Univ. of TX, and substitute your choices.
The joke is:
Did you hear about the student that transfered from Ohio State to Michigan and raised the IQ average of both schools?

Or for those of us that are a bit geeky... There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
:D

[Mrs-M]

:laff: I'm terrible with jokes so I have none to offer.

[kally]

what's the definition of perfect pitch.
When you throw a bagpipe in the garbage and it lands on a banjo.

[beckyliz]

What would happen if you have a wood car, with wooden wheels, a wooden seat and a wooden engine? It wooden start.

[Xmac]

This is a musician's joke but it can be applied to any occupation:

What do you get when you cross a drummer with a gorilla?

A dumb gorilla.

[Poco Pelo]

Oooo i love musician jokes. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend ? Homeless
Whats the difference between a Musician and a large pizza ? A large pizza can feed a family of four
oh i slay me !