I hope it's "Fake News" ......then again....
Genealogists know that we are all related! Yes, I am related to everyone on this site - lol. Seriously, when I research family history, it get scary how much related people are, and you only have to go back a few generations to see that. It is one of the reasons people started to travel west in the USA. What is weird though is that they would travel west and still end up marrying a second cousin (maybe they didn't know!). A lot of the Quakers left their religion because there were only near relatives left to marry.
Go back far enough, and every person is related to every other person.
Go back farther still, and every person is related to every earthworm.
David: Why do you think your people made me?
Charlie Holloway: We made you because we could.
David: Can you imagine how disappointing it would be for you to hear the same thing from your creator?
Charlie Holloway: I guess it's good you can't be disappointed.
"Back when I was a young boy all my aunts and uncles would poke me in the ribs at weddings saying your next! Your next! They stopped doing all that crap when I started doing it to them... at funerals!"