I was just sitting down for breakfast when....

Dump truck. Full of hot paving asphalt. Rolling over. Through a house.

Pretty much all the fun. Truck was on fire (brakes and fluids) when I arrived, driver was still trying to self-extricate (amazingly, she lived), garage/house was thinking about catching on fire, underground power line had been compromised, as was the water main.

Hours of fun in the hot sun.

How was your morning?