I'd like to share a mutual physical attraction.
But do you know someone like this? Hook me up!
She wants me because:
-I share her values
-We have a similar lifestyle
-I am a highly educated, employed, and reliable guy who loves rescue dogs
-I do my share of cooking and cleaning
-I am respectful and compassionate
-I am well-read, bright, and "low-key" funny
-I am an expert snuggler, I give great massages, and I am skilled at _____.
-I live an active lifestyle.
Need I go on?
Link me.