You got me totally wrong UL......#studio54sucks. In 1977 I couldn’t be found within a mile of a disco nightclub. I would have been flying a confederate battle flag at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert or getting buzzed on second hand smoke at a Doobie Brothers venue. Which means I was much more likely to kiss a girl that was a snuff dipper or eating Doritos until 3am than I was any of those alphabetic plagues you list.
You got my sympathies ....I wouldn’t want to tiptoe through the minefield you describe here. Nope. I don’t want to start over......not unless I can timetravel back and get my 18 year old body back.....less the stupidity.