Another school shooting, multiple fatalities

[ToomuchStuff]

Sitting here thinking that at some point a kid will get a hold of one of those bats, and there will be some assault and "bat" tery pun, while others will start to protest about having bats at school.

[Teacher Terry]

What rocket scientist decided that bats were a good defense against guns?

[dado potato]

Teacher Terry,

I can imagine an informal debate about this question in the teachers' lounges in that school district: Is it more effective to club a threat over the head with your bat, or to poke him in the eye? <sarcasm>

[Teacher Terry]

Thanks for giving me a good laugh.