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    Favorite stand-up comedy bits!

    We could all use a laugh today, right?

    So feel free to share your favorite stand-up bits!

    I'll start:

    I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand." -- Rodney Dangerfield

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    I love the George Carlin bit about stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradd View Post
    I love the George Carlin bit about stuff.
    This one?

    I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand." -- Rodney Dangerfield

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    I love George Carlin! And Stuff is great.


    This is one of my long-time favorites: Brian Regan on airline travel. It's slightly outdated but still hilarious.

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    I like George Carlin on Religion:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE

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    What I like about stand up comedy is that in the midst of hyperbole.....is the truth. And the truth is so horrendous yet, we get to laugh at it. As a prime example, one of my favorites before he died:


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    Catherine, I was going to say Brian Regan too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lainey View Post
    Catherine, I was going to say Brian Regan too!
    Really??? He's not that well-known to my knowledge, but my BIL and I saw him in person in St. Louis once and he was hilarious then, and then when I saw this airline bit I couldn't stop laughing, and I still laugh.
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    We like Brian Regan too. "How do I get this goodness in me?!"


    We often say this at the dinner table now....regardless of what we're eating!
    Float On: My "Happy Place" is on my little kayak in the coves of Table Rock Lake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Float On View Post
    We like Brian Regan too. "How do I get this goodness inside?!"


    We often say this at the dinner table now....regardless of what we're eating!
    Hilarious, FloatOn!
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