You'll like this one:
Last week we were walking around a neighborhood, checking out the different houses. This dude comes out of his back door and says, "I've seen you walking around looking at the houses, and you're looking in my backyard, and I'm telling you to stop it right now."

Very aggressive. We explained we were looking at a house for sale. He's all, "Which one?"


WTF?! It was hard to miss the huge inflatable pink flamingo in his swimming pool.

Guess we don't wanna live there.