I am FIREd and have a pretty low-stress life so I would probably not put so many conditions on a visit, either -- I just meant it as a suggested minimalist/boundary setting approach for those who find such things very stressful, especially when they are juggling work, kids and other types of commitments.
If you want to be a hotel, that's fine -- I'm sure people will appreciate your hospitality. But I really dont understand bending over backwards to accommodate people when it makes you unhappy. They want a place to stay? Fine, you have a free bed. But I don't see why that has to entail a full-out sacrifice of all your personal plans/needs, especially on short notice.