We don't get trick-or-treaters out here. When the kids were little, we went to my SIL's house and went with them. One year, my MIL (who was a wonderful woman), dressed as a witch and went with us. People would say "Oh! (not knowing she was old),....your hands are perfect!!" We'd all laugh, since they were real.

DH and I aren't very sociable, and we don't do things on Halloween, and like it that nobody comes to our house. (Bah humbug!)