So, tomorrow is our work christmas party and there's a secret white elephant gift exchange. I was originally going to give 1,100 eyeglass screws to some unsuspecting victim. Now I'm contemplating being a bit more kind and giving them a coffee mug with the name our employer briefly had after the 2008 financial meltdown. I currently use this mug every day and at least a few people think it's cool, so it may not be white elephantish enough. But I could then take my current work logo mug from home to the office and get one item closer to minimalism.
So, vote now. what should my white elephant gift for the work party be? 1,100 eyeglass screws or an historic (or is it just outdated?) and well used coffee mug? Or should I go into full-on dick mode and just wrap up a roll of toilet paper.