Denver, Now

[Ultralight]

Fort Collins, forever?

[iris lilies]

Canada Geese are a national security threat. They fly over the border and have anchor goslings so they can't be sent back. They refuse to learn English, and they live like animals. They don't even bother to look for work--why should they? Every lawn in America is a giant salad bar to them.

Sure, this is a national of migratory birds, but why Canada? Why not Norway?

BTW, did you know that 90% of the population of Canada lives within 100 miles of the US border? Coincidence? Don't be naive!

Haha, hilarious! My laugh for the day

[iris lilies]

Do you think if we start caging them they will stop coming? Or is this whole deterrence idea for the birds?

Staaaaahp! Hahaha

[Rogar]

When you consider the practices of industrial chicken, pork and beef production, the harvest actually seems quite humane, although it is the time of year when the young are not even fully grown. So I don't understand any protests by carnivores. The parks near me use a commercial service with Australian shepherds that chase the geese off ball fields and picnic areas. I've never seen them out working and don't know if it's effective, but their car is in the parking area most mornings.

[sweetana3]

I have thought "dinner" many times when the crowds of messy birds take over.

[pinkytoe]

Humans are prolific breeders too