Originally Posted by
Teacher Terry
I was rarely late for work. One day I wake up and can smell poop. I checked the pads but the smell followed me. After taking the dogs out, getting treats, making coffee I go to get dressed, look in the mirror and have poop in my bangs. My 5lb Maltese liked to sleep on top of my head. Occasionally poop would fall out when she was walking but never on me. I left my boss a message that I would be late and she would laugh because I had to take another shower. I usually showered at night.