Never in a million years did I expect Portland to mimic St. Louis. There was atime in my life when Portland was my Mecca. But let’s be real, our streets are MUCH meaner than Portland. For their sake I hope they dont catch up with us.
Okay---The headlines say that WalMart is closing its stores in Portland, due to losses from "shrinkage". Yup.
Hehe. The hood rats are stealing the stores blind, yet the community leaders wailing about food deserts won’t admit stores are closing due to theft. Happened with the fancy Whole Foods opened in the Englewood neighborhood in Chicago - a very sketchy neighborhood. Forget how long ago it opened, maybe 2016-17 and it closed within the past few months.
Okay---Gots a idea for Lori--a new opportunity. See---what she could do, is move here, and become Da Mayor. Crime runs rampant, so I just know she'd be a good fit fo' da job. Yup.
Friends from the city came to visit us yesterday for lunch. They had a great story. One of my former city neighbors was out on the town with his wife. They met up with friends at a restaurant. When they came out of the restaurant, their Tesla was missing. Oops!
Using their Tesla app, they tracked where the car was and it was headed up to North city. North city is the land of burned out abandoned buildings and so not a surprise it was headed that way. They got in their friends’ car and started following their Tesla. Using the app, they changed all the controls in the Tesla: they turn the radio to a channel of old white people music and put it on blast. They turned the heated seats up full bore. They turn the cabin heat on full bore. They turned on the windshield wipers. And etc.
They caught up with the car to find that it was abandoned. The perps had jumped out of that crazy ass car!
Only in the city. I laughed.
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