A few weeks ago I bought 3 tubes of crest kids' toothpaste. I needed toothpaste and it was on sale for half price, which was a great deal. And it promised SPARKLE FUN! Who doesn't love SPARKLE FUN! when brushing their teeth? I started using it this week and I have to say the SPARKLE FUN! aspect is really disappointing. You can barely see the sparkles. And even worse, it tastes like bubble gum. Because of course kids' toothpaste tastes like bubble gum. I can't wait until I've used it up... I feel like I need to shout "GET OFF MY LAWN! YA DAMN KIDS!" even though we don't have any public facing lawn.