Several years ago SO purchased me a pair of ugly Christmas pants. They are red corduroy with stockings and wreaths and candy canes all over them. They were a big hit at my work holiday party last year but I can't show up in the same outfit two years in a row. So for next week's holiday party I just ordered a new holiday sweater. It's actually more of a shirt, but whatever. It's a cashmere thing covered in cats wearing santa hats. Truly dreadful (and not as awesome as my first choice, a sweater with a dinosaur dressed up for Christmas but that wasn't going to be delivered in time) but it will be perfect for a casual party that's being held at a shuffleboard club where one of my coworkers is in the shuffleboard league. And yes, I've already told shuffleboard coworker that I want to be on her team for the party shuffleboard contest because I'm competitive like that. Not sure if anyone outside my department has any idea that she's kind of a ringer as far as shuffleboard goes so we may end up with teams broken out roughly by department in which case the cyber team will hopefully dominate!