This is one of my dear frugal Scottish MIL's refrains every time she resisted replacing something or throwing something out:
The dryer that stopped blowing hot air and only blew cold
The car that had large rusted holes in the running boards. Drop your wallet on the floor? Oops.. too bad!
The chicken she cremated in our microwave because she didn't know microwaves cook faster than ovens--she insisted on eating it.. conjuring up visions of that turkey scene in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
I thought of her this morning when I finally stopped fidgeting with my printer and ink cartridge which kept eliciting an error code. DH said, oh, well, you've had this printer for a while, suggesting I replace it. I looked at him and said, "noooo.. I'm just getting a new cartridge. There's probably nothing wrong with the printer."
Is there anything that you've resisted throwing away way past its expiration date? What was the outcome?
ETA: I guess the title was auto-corrected, because I originally typed "Acchh... there's nothing wrang wi' it" which is a more accurate representation of MILs broad Glaswegian accent.