Kelli: I think that is badass enough to post on the MMM forum, and if anyone tries to punch you out, I will defend you!
I can also rationalize your WH dinner thusly: Salad, it's so f*cking good for you!"
On a more practical note, I do believe DH has perfected the turkeyburger. Lots of turmeric, some smoked paprika, and mixed with some chopped arugula and mushrooms when we have them. I am loving these, and I was utterly scornful of turkeyburgers before