First off, there's something I've been wondering for years. Before children, I always thought that the children went to bed, and the parents stayed awake and had some time together as adults. That has NEVER worked for us, and I feel like I am missing out on a chunk of my adult life that I had some reason to expect to enjoy. My daughter never seemed to need much sleep, particularly when she was a toddler. She usually went to sleep around midnight and woke up around six. At some point early on, we got her to quietly entertain herself reading books. These days, if anything, she goes to bed a little earlier, and she still wakes up punctually.
Our son, who is now 12, recently reached some sort of phase where he seems to wake up around nine o'clock at night and doesn't get to sleep until one or two in the morning. Then he won't get up when we tell him it's time. That has gotten to be a frustrating problem, that I'm sure I share with people. He doesn't have enough guile to erase his browsing habits, and I found that he was watching music videos on Youtube until the wee hours. Now I confiscate his computer. I tried locking away the modem, but my daughter does her homework on a Chromebook and does not get home from cross-country/swimming/track/Girl Scouts/Circus class until 7:30 p.m. So she needs the internet on to do her homework, and I can't seem to force myself to stay awake until she finishes.
My wife adheres to a strict sleep schedule of 8:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m., but she sleeps poorly and has to get up to tell the children to stop bumping around in their rooms. That's one source of anguish. I consider myself extremely diurnal. I would go to sleep at six in the winter if I could. Generally, I like to sleep from 8:00 until 4:00 with my wife.
However, I've been trying to get my son to settle down, so he won't wake his mother. I'll read to him for a long time (and I'm grateful that he still likes being read to at 12 years of age). I'll start nodding off, and I think he's asleep, but then he bounces right out of bed. Last night, he bounced up and said he was going to clean his room. I told him no. Then he got up for a glass of water. Then he wanted to know if he could borrow the manual ink filler from my fountain pen to see if it would work in his fountain pen. Then he got up to see if I could help him fill his old fountain pen with red ink. I think I was awake until 10:30, trying to make sure he would stay put. When my wife woke me up (late) this morning, I had to drag myself out of a sound sleep. (Edited to add: I take on this task because I'm still somewhat the at-home-parent. My wife has to leave the house at 6:30 to bicycle to work. I leave at 7:20. I work a 4.5 hour day, and my wife works a 7 hour day. I feel that it's fair that I negotiate the bedtime.)
I feel like I'm fighting a losing battle. I yawn all day long. I'm a little under the weather. And mostly, I feel frustrated and angry with the effort of trying to force myself to stay awake at night. I'm one of those people who thrive on nine or ten hours of sleep.
I thought we were past this sleep-deprived state of parenting, but evidently, we're not. (The other day, my daughter went to a basketball game with her Girl Scout troop, and I said I would come pick her up from the scoutmaster's house, but they didn't get in until 11:30 p.m. - halfway through my night's sleep. I literally had to slap myself to stay awake waiting for her call).
I know this change in sleep patterns in teens is pretty universal. How do parents handle it? I can sleep through their noise, but my wife getting out of bed, telling them to quiet down, and then getting back in bed wakes me up.
And then how do you get your teen up in the morning. I've considered a bucket of ice water. Usually I get in bed and tickle him awake. Sometimes I lose my patience and shout. None of them are satisfying.