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razz
3-7-15, 12:59pm
Not sure that all are accurate but many will be. Enjoy!
THINGS TO KNOW:::

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb.'

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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.
It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. ...
And thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

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Coca-Cola was originally green..

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It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
£ 10,120.00

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The first novel ever written on a typewriter,
Tom Sawyer.

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Each King in a deck of playing cards represents a great King from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111
= 12,345,678,987,654,321

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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes.

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Q..... If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A... One thousand

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Q.... What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A... All were invented by women.

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Q... What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

A... Honey

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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's Father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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In English pubs, Ale is ordered by pints and quarts....
So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down. It's where we get the phrase: 'Mind your P's and Q's.'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. ''Wet your whistle" is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!

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Don't delete the following just because it looks weird.
Believe it or not, you can read it.
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I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2014 when...

1... You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2... You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

3... You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three..

4... You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5... Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6... You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone, to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

7... Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8... Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic, and you turn around to go and get it

10. You get up in the morning and go on line , before getting your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding, and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't
a 9 on this list.


~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~


NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends.
You know you want to!

And stop trying to lick your elbow!

IshbelRobertson
3-7-15, 1:22pm
The golf one is definitely not true!

Francie
3-7-15, 8:40pm
Those were great :D ... and thanks for posting ... even if "some" weren't exactly "true". BUT ... I still play solitaire with a real deck of cards!! Every single day! It's a "fun" thing to do while having lunch, and I try to convince myself I'm improving my mind and memory, so it's not all for naught. I don't win as many as I should, but what the heck. :D

lessisbest
3-8-15, 6:59am
I also play solitaire with a real deck of cards. In fact, my new computer doesn't have any games on it at all!

There is actually a fairly long list of foods, besides honey, that have an indefinite shelf-life (or nearly indefinite with 20-30-year storage life):
-tomato powder
-white sugar
-salt
-wheat (and some other grains)
-white rice
-water
-lentils
-vanilla (real)
-white vinegar
-cornstarch
-pure maple syrup and corn syrup
-gelatin powder

Francie
3-8-15, 9:43am
Re: solitaire: I don't like to play with a "poker" deck, but I can't seem to find "bridge" decks anymore -- they're a bit narrower than poker decks and I find them easier to handle. Oh well. I haven't tried Amazon yet, because it's not a major issue in my life, but I probably should and stock up :D ...

Blackdog Lin
3-8-15, 10:26pm
I don't necessarily believe the accuracy of them all - but of course don't have the time to try to verify them.

Thanks for the list razz. Wonderfully humorous. Enjoyed it.

Rogar
3-9-15, 10:25am
I'm not positive of the veracity and rectitude of all of these, but can attest to the fact that I cannot lick my elbow.

Songbird
3-9-15, 1:46pm
I can't lick my elbow either. ;) Thanks Razz, I very much enjoyed the humor!

kib
3-9-15, 2:01pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZgh4RvlwH4

never say never.

Gardenarian
3-19-15, 4:10am
Ok, I tried to lick my elbow :)

I read that peppercorns found in ancient Egyptian tombs still tasted flavorful and fresh when ground.

Seven
3-19-15, 6:53am
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

1. It is impossible to make your tongue touch all of your teeth at once.
2. You just tried that.
:~)

Tammy
3-19-15, 10:26am
If you stick your tongue out in front and on all sides and bite down - you can do it

Seven
3-23-15, 6:53am
If you stick your tongue out in front and on all sides and bite down - you can do it
I know. It's more of a practical joke to make people look funny while trying.

Packy
3-23-15, 8:36am
You kids think you're pretty funny doncha? Well, ha. Maybe you kids need to look online, and find out if any of the nightclubs around your town have an "open mike" night, and get up there and do your schtick. Ha. I would suggest taking along a sturdy prop table, a large wooden mallet, and lots of melons, punkins, squarsh, etc. Then do the faux "Gallagher" thing while you recite your favorite limericks and knock-knock jokes. Cash your paycheck and buy a couple rounds for the house beforehand, just to loosen them up. Good Luckk. Hope that helps you ome. Thankk Mee.

KayLR
3-23-15, 12:55pm
For some reason, that Tom Sawyer one is fascinating to me.

Tussiemussies
3-23-15, 2:37pm
A good chuckle, thanks for posting!

rosarugosa
3-23-15, 7:56pm
I confirmed the 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 in excel. It's true!

razz
3-24-15, 6:51am
Thanks for the research Rosa. :D

ctg492
3-24-15, 9:27am
#8, leave with out cell phone. I comment all the time about this fact. Or oh heavens in an area traveling without service. Probably worried about walking a long ways if broke down before cell phones.

Gregg
3-24-15, 11:53am
Fun stuff razz. Thanks!

Packy
3-26-15, 1:01am
Did you kids hear the latest business venture by billionaire geezer music idol--that guy that was a "Beetle", half a century ago? I think he's planiing to start up a chain restaurant called "Old Mac's Pizza & Ro-Chick Buffet". Get your camping gear, so you can be in line there, first thing on opening day.