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heydude
8-8-12, 6:18pm
If you purchase this box, you will have:

1. Complete Happiness

2. Your life's purpose fulfilled

3. Your life's goals achieved

4. Your entire body how you want it

5. The people and friends you always dreamed of

6. Everything material you ever yearned for.

You will be completely satisfied in all ways.

This box is currently 50 % off. Supplies are limited. Offer can not be combined with any other offer. Not valid in Vermont. Returns and exchanges honored within 30 days.

Would you really want it to go down this way?

Crush the box, I say.
puglogic
8-8-12, 6:42pm
But then next year you'd just have to buy the New And Improved MegaBox, now with Solve-It-All and a 5G network! ;)

We all have the power to be happy, if we're willing to do what it takes. No boxes required to enter. Prize list available upon request.
razz
8-9-12, 7:02am
You mean that it isn't an ipad after all?:devil:
peggy
8-9-12, 8:55am
*see ball point pen offer on back
ToomuchStuff
8-9-12, 10:08am
*see ball point pen offer on back

Written in disappearing ink.
puglogic
8-9-12, 2:04pm
Written in disappearing ink.

In sanskrit.
bae
8-9-12, 2:06pm
How much do they want for shipping though? They always get you on the shipping and handling charges for sales like this!
puglogic
8-9-12, 2:58pm
Free shipping if you buy 3 boxes


(you know....one for you, and two for those friends/family members who can never seem to get it together to your satisfaction....)
peggy
8-9-12, 4:07pm
Free shipping if you buy 3 boxes


(you know....one for you, and two for those friends/family members who can never seem to get it together to your satisfaction....)

Ahh..but if you WAIT they will double your offer. And add a set of knives...
heydude
8-12-12, 3:28am
Shipping is COMPLETELY FREE.

Just pay processing and handling.