Amendment 64 stories and jokes

[RosieTR]

So for some post-election non-seriousness, anyone have some fun pot stories, jokes, etc? Even the CO governor is making them, telling folks not to bust out the Cheetos and goldfish just yet :D I am amused to see how this will all play out, esp since I work in the pot capital of Colorado: Boulder. With Amendment 64 passing, the high school will have to differentiate its name, Boulder High, from the alternative interpretation. And of course the Mile High City may wish to come up with a different nickname :|(

[Rogar]

I hear they are going to rename the basketball team the Denver McNuggets.

[peggy]

Pot, and gay marriage? As George Takei put it, this puts a new light on Leviticus where-in 'a man who lies with another man, must be stoned,' or something to that effect.;)

[Blackdog Lin]

hee hee peggy. Loved that one.....

[Gregg]

I liked the top 20 slogans in support of Amendment 64...

20. Got Buzz?

19. Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All.

18. A Day Without Pot is Like School.

17. Weed My Lips!

16. Hey, America - Let's Blow This joint!

15. What's So Great About Short-Term Memory Anyway?

14. Obey Your Jones.

13. Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like, paper and rope and
necklaces and stuff.

12. It's Not Just For Glaucoma Anymore!

11. Help Eradicate Road Rage in Our Lifetime.

10. Official Sponsor of the NBA.

9. Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally ****ed that
up!

8. Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke.

7. This is your brain.
This is your brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching for Doritos.

6. When Was the Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?

5. SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we just think it?)

4. Recommended by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads.

3. Just Doob It.

2. It's the all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie
so-you-can-get-high medicine.

and the number 1 logan for legalized marijuana...

1. Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless

[Spartana]

Ha ha! I just watched an older episode of Family Guy in which Brian and Stewie try to get pot legalized. Cracked me up. And it came with one of their signature catchy show tunes to0 - "A bag of weed, a bag of weed. Everything looks better with a bag of weed". Hillarious! You can catch it online.

[puglogic]

Rosie, you're hilarious. Doesn't surprise me about Hickenlooper though....he's a funny guy.