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on the way out ta the wreckin' yard, i passed the spot where the one couple in a nice, new Dodge Ram monster pickup crossed the centerline, went through the cables in the median, and slammed head-on into a couple in their minivan who were on their way home from St Lo. in Nov. of '22. but yeah---all were killed, except an infant in the back of the minivan. But yeah---it was a cold sleeting T-Day Eve, but they all hadta drive-n-eat, i guess. but---i could not find the zact spot, as there apparently is no roadside memorial, for some reason. oh well. yup.

okay---here is a car i would recommend for everyone. it is supposed to be some kind of fiat, made somewhere or otherl. but see---i call it a pinhead car. don't ask mee why ha but anyway---see photo thankk mee oh yah---one other thing---it is a very(x4444) SAFE car, cause people driving one would be extra careful NOT ta get in a wreck cause they'd get smooshed.l yup.Attachment 5790Attachment 5790

okay----one a these days, i'm gonna get started on a few of my favorite topics, including excessive lawn care, pizza, and of course--drive-n-eat culture in iwah. also---maybe how i believe eating birds should be outlawed. yup. just you wait. tell those other narrow-minded intolerant kids to unblock mee, so i can express my opinions. yup. thankk mee. hope that helps you some.

okay-----here is something i been following on F-book. its a group that has to do with reflections in a general way about Fairbanks, Ak, middle-o-nowhere. What you have are two classes of people who log on seeking info from the local base group. The first is newbies usually from the west coast, sandy eggo, for example, inquiring as to where they can get the luxuries(to them essential staples) found back home. They usually are gummint or corparate transferees to nowhereville(Fairbanks) who need help adjusting. Like where to get their Subbarroo fixed n all kinds of stuff. The second group that asks all kinds of dumb questions is the touristy people who need the comforts of back home on a trip up north. But yeah, it makes for entertaining reading. Humorous remarks are welcome. Ha. Hope that helps you kids some. But mainly---it's the long-time locals or former residents catching up on current developments in FB,Ak.

okay-----guess what? i just found this out and didn't know whether i should post it under emergency preparedness or what---but i will roll the dice and post it here. but yeah----(drum roll)--- Joe Bonamassa is coming back to town at least for the 3rd time & its always a sellout show. so anyhow----just like you need eye pertection to view an eclipse, you need ear pertection to listen to Joe make loud noises! Yup. the tickets haven't gone on sale yet, but the permoters made the announcement so you kids can start saving your money. yup. hope that helps youi some. thankk mee. (see photo)

okay----i got a brilliant idea whereby i would open up a VERY trendy little resto-raunt for people who are adventurous & like to drive-n-eat, as a form of recreation. but nooo----it won't specialize in serving Ukrainian food that i know you kids find very yummy & delish. OR great big slabs o' custom-processed lockered meat, either. but yeah----it will bee a place called: The Guinea Pig(caps here)with a lab animal motif, and be serving up summa my experimental recipes! Yup. no two meals are zaclky the same, each one is slightly different. this way, we get to try out our chefs' (mee) cooking on our patrons. Yup. how doo you like that? as kind of a novel touch of class, we will have our customers sign a notatized waiver of liability, before they are seated. so, anyway i'm looking at good locations in a touristy place, and i figure that vacant commercial building at the bottom of stoned hill in herman, zurra would be excellent. yup. just waiting for my sba loan to be approved and stuff. hope that helps you some. parking space for enormous suvs will be made available. thankk mee.

okay----it's been threatening to rain all day, and finally, it did. I took a slide hammer puller from oreillys and yanke the wheel bearings and seals outta my new used wreckin' yard rear end assembly. see---i'm using nice new wheel bearings and seals in it PLUS i suddenly remembered before falling asleep last night that i had a good used 10 bolt "governor lock" pozzi carrier assy out back that i got at the wreckin' yard prolly 25 years ago. yup. i went out and looked about where i thought it was, and there it was. so, i cleaned up a bit and inspected it a bit and took 'er dowwntown to a lil ol' bizness that sells stuff for rear ends and transmissions and bought a nice, new set of carrier bearings and asked them to press them on, because it takes VERY special kind o' tools to do it efficiently. then, i went to food-for-less and also walmart to get great big large economy-sized bags o' pett food(their favorite kind) and yummy canned food(their favorite kind) and hot doggs, too. Food 4 less has the best hot doggs in town. yup. so yeah---upwards of a $100 for pet chow and then of course---gotta feed littlebittymee, too right? ($25) so a loafa bread & some on-sale toona plus canned tomatoes, etc. yup. but yeah----you kids'l prolly say: why spend all that money on pett food, whenya could use them same money ta broaden your horizons and see the world and sit onm a planes for hours on end hoping it don't crash or come apart like summumum do? yeah---take a trip to bulgaria or even you kidses FAVORITE country---ukrainia! Yup. but no thanks. also, you kid prolly'd say why waste all your time n' money on those old, junk cars that don't even run, when you could go on down ta Jim Shortaller Olds-Plymouth-Merc-O-ree and drag-push-pull your old clunker along and TRADE(get screwed)on a nice, clean, safe, dependable NEW vehicle like nice people have? but yeah---good question. someday you'll figure it out. yup. got a case example for ya--a nice lady up in fairbanks, alaska showed us this(see photo). but yeah---should be self-explanatory. click to enlarge. hope that helps you kids some. thankk mee. yup.Attachment 5804Attachment 5804

again---see if i can make the bill for that lady up in fairbanks toyodo thermostat and anfreeze($1800)job any larger. thankk mee.
Attachment 5805oh, yeah---another thing is--the topic on "Birks" elsewhere on this forum reminds me of the kind of questions frequently seen on the Fairbanks, Ak F-book group. meaning, you have newcomers to that area asking for recommendations on where to buy "Birks" and other stuff like swimwear in Fairbanks. ha. that's one of the joys of following the group. oh--and then you have the baby momma types w/pets "looking for affordable housing". well, there is sort-of affordable housing; mainly for indigenous people on gummint assistance. yup. but, other than that---in Fairbanks? ha. got to bee kidding, right?

okay----i been seein' a lot o' stuff you kids been postin' lately, but i ain't seen no what i refer to as: "grandkid grandiosity". but yeah---what's up with that? mosta the hyper-normies i know of don't let a day go by without letting us all know we should respect and admire them for having lots of graaaand-kidds! yup. (see photo)Attachment 5809hope that helps you some. thankk mee.Attachment 5809Attachment 5809Attachment 5809Attachment 5809Attachment 5809

okay-----i just wanna remind you kidds that its almost time for "Joe" tickicks to go on sale for his concert(noisefest) this fall. but yeah, scrape up the credit. thankk mee. haAttachment 5810Attachment 5810Attachment 5810Attachment 5810Attachment 5810Attachment 5810