DH and I had one of those older people conversations that seemed to go nowhere. We were trying to figure out how to get the wood stacked, because the guy who dropped it off couldn't get very close to the woodshed. So I said, we can use the garden cart. And he said, "What?"
"The garden cart"
"What are you talking about?"
Me, getting frustrated: "You know! You bought it a few years ago at Home Depot. You love it!"
Him: "I still don't know what the hell you're talking about."
Me, getting more frustrated: "It's black! It has 4 wheels! You keep it by your workshop!"
Him, light coming on: "Oh, you mean the wagon? It's a WAGON. A Gorilla WAGON. It's not an F-ing 'garden cart'! What, should we get out the tea and crumpets??!!"
I love how perspective colors reality.. :)