Three accountants are interviewing for the Director Of The Bureau of Labor Statistics . The President asks the first candidate, “What’s one plus one?” The candidate responds, “Two.” The President shows them the door and says, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.” Candidate number two is asked the identical question which results in the same response and outcome. Finally, candidate three is asked, “What’s one plus one?” Leaning forward in her chair, responding in a low voice she says, “What do you want it to be?”
Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.