International Dating...?

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Originally Posted by Tammy

I can't imagine ultralite as a non-minimalist.

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I do love minimalism. It has made my life so much better.

But most ladies DO NOT like it! haha

Another story:

I once went on a date with a woman who made 6 jokes/references to cannibalism by the end of the date. I was afraid I might end up steaks in her freezer!

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I once went on a date with a woman who made 6 jokes/references to cannibalism by the end of the date. I was afraid I might end up steaks in her freezer!

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probably just an odd sense of humor, quirky is just that, and normal is normal. But they tell women to trust their instincts about danger so ...

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Originally Posted by ApatheticNoMore

probably just an odd sense of humor, quirky is just that, and normal is normal. But they tell women to trust their instincts about danger so ...

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I went on a date with a woman to the dog park.

I brought Harlan, she brought her dog.

Within the first five minutes she was telling me what a great v@gina she had. I said: "Well, so far I haven't met one I didn't like."

It was so awkward. But it was only going to get awkwarder!

At the end of the date she said: "You know, I think I might be a full-time lesbian."

I asked: "Did I do that?"

I've always hated blind dates, but I reluctantly allowed a woman I thought was my friend to arrange a meeting between me and a guy...
Who turned out to be a Nazi-wannabe petty arms dealer who thought I was swoonworthy because I had German antecedents and drove a VW Beetle.
At least I think that was the draw. I found out about the arms dealing later. Good lord!

Oh my, Jane. How could your friend mis read you so?

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Originally Posted by nswef

Oh my, Jane. How could your friend mis read you so?

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Got me. I thought she knew me better than that. I did date some colorful characters...:cool:

Here is another dog park date story:

I met a different woman at the dog park, again I brought Harlan and she brought her dog. This woman was very attractive, seemed sporty and fun. She was a Yogi.

As we talked she started getting weird and then, in the middle of the park, in broad daylight, she walked up to me. She stood directly in front of me, well into my personal space.

Then she cradled my face in her hands. She sort of lifted herself onto her toes to get to eye-level with me.

Then she gazed deeply (and creepily!) into my eyes for a long moment.

She asked me: "Have you ever considered mutton-chop sideburns?"

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Originally Posted by JaneV2.0

I've always hate blind dates, but I reluctantly allowed a woman I thought was my friend to arrange a meeting between me and a guy...
Who turned out to be a Nazi-wannabe petty arms dealer who thought I was swoonworthy because I had German antecedents and drove a VW Beetle.
At least I think that was the draw. I found out about the arms dealing later. Good lord!

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Beware of Nazis!

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Originally Posted by UltraliteAngler

Beware of Nazis!

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We met for drinks after work; there was no second date. He didn't convince me that "Hitler was misunderstood."