Springfield, MO life of crime

okay----alla the usual stuff going on. better stay home, if you know what's good for ya & lockk yer doors, too. but yeah---they had a massive "cruise" for hot-rod car jocks last satturday. so massive, that i even went, for awhile. i did not cruise; just parked my littlebitty compact economy car by walmart & spectated. next year, i'll bring a lawn chair(see photo). so anyway---two people who were definitely not there was my one neighbors' BIL and also another guy who lived next door for over 20 years. They both are serving life sentences for sodomy! What a coincidence. lots of desperate males out there, i guess. sign of the times. hope that helps you some. thankk mee.

okay---traffic is murder. i know i said that before, but it's true. anyway, they arrested this gal (see photo) for DUI, again. She looks like a demmacrat, to mee. Yup.Attachment 5921

okay-----i ain't been keeping you kids informed on crime here in THE most crime-infested place this side o' chicaggro, but here's a little lady they busted fer drugs-n-alcohol. yup. she's bound for a life o' crime, if she stays here. (see photo) Thankk mee. Attachment 5940

okay---this just in; shooting on this citys east side. shootee was transported to ER. no other info, at this time (see photo)Attachment 5949

okay---this gal was arrested for drunken driving. (see photo). but yeah---about 1/2 or maybe 2/3 of the drivers here are drunk or on some kind of drugs. traffic is murder. people fly low, driving as fast as they can, hoping they'll hit somebody or something. yup. okay---i finally managed to post a photo of a Drunk Driving Suspect. Attachment 5952

okay----this just in. another drunk driving suspect. i am not a clinical pschologist, so i cannot diagnose anyone. but yeah---it's my understanding that drunk drivers can't handle booze and they can't handle life. so anyway---see photo. thankk mee.Attachment 5953

okay----this little lady is a suspect arrested for Felony Assault.(see photo). Attachment 5955

okay----life is gettin' rough in the 'hood. two cars stolen on separate occasions this week, on my block. both were recovered damaged, less than a mile away. theirs had the keys left in them & unlocked. but yeah---i better pull the key & lock mine, too. also, set up a couple moron detectors. maybe i should start sleeping on the roof of my hill-billy shack, with my pillow, air mattress, bug repellent, and a ca. 1943, russian-made, war-surplus, bolt-action high-powered rifle, in order to defend myself from intruders. yup.

okay----last weekend, on a late-night even about midnite, a 30-year old white male on one o' those mini-motor scooters collided with a car turning left driven by a 50-year-old black male. It was on one' o' the citys busy, busy avenues, even at that time o' night, since there are bars & restaurants & gas stations, etc., open at that time o' night. But yeah---the guy on the minibike was killed, and the car driver was arrested for impainred driving. so anyway---that is why is makes no sense to take risks like that; you might end up dead or in jail or both. Yup. Traffic is murder, around here. hope that helps you some. thankk mee.

okay-----i guess earlier this afternoon there was an incident just a few blocks from me where an elderly couple had their vehicle carjacked by an obama/harris-American Wummun, age 40. but yeah---the po-leese tracked her down and found the carjacked car and two leeetle keeeeds that had also been reported missing, nearby. welp, i am not a sociologist or a licensed psychologist, either. but, one thing that has happened is an upsurge in crime right along with an upsurge in the non-hillbilly-American content of the population. but i am not sure if there is a correlation, or not. all i know is that keep your doors locked, and take the keys out of your vehicle and maybe(probasbly) you should carry a firearm, around here. just in case. yup.

okay----police have been REAL busy scraping downed motorcyclists off the pavement lately, and now they had to contend with an irate 47-year old who threw rocks at police HQ & one a the patrol cars & busted some windas. Sounds like Ernest T Bass, but no it wasn't.

okay----up here in the ghetto, where i live, we have had MUCH excitement. okay----there are prowlers prowling the 'hood, and getting into mischief. i went outside at about 3 A.M., the other nite, and there was a sherriffs deputy sitting out front. he told mee they'd gotten two "shots fired" calls, did i hear anything? i said no, i usually sleep very soundly, but my motion detector was sounding off. also, last night, not far from here, a guy from des moynes, iwah, tried to strangle his father, on account of being a schizo & dopehead. the po-lice were called, and afterward, the dad died of a sudden cardio episode, due to evidently to the prior assault. now, the son from DM is taking up space in our nice, new jail. oh, well. another homicide on the books. i, am locking my doors & keeping a watch out for suspicious activity & persons. one scuzzy springfieldian was snooping around the vacant home of the neighbor that passed a month or two ago. criminals have more rights & benefits than law abiding citizens, ya know? a good reason not to vote for demmmacratic candy-dates. yup.

Shots fired actually summon your police officers? in St. Louis, not even on a slow day would they come for that anymore. At one time in the not too distant past, yes. But post Ferguson…nope.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by iris lilies

Shots fired actually summon your police officers? in St. Louis, not even on a slow day would they come for that anymore. At one time in the not too distant past, yes. But post Ferguson…nope.

---

okay---i have a theory that those shots might've---just might've been a resident firing a shot or two in the air at a prowler sneaking around out here. but no, it wasn't mee. but yeah---i think they need to be very lenient with people who assault someone creeping around on their property, late at night. way it is---the bad guy has to kick your door down and actually enter your living space, before you can LEGALLY take defensive action. these no-goods know this, and they will push the envelope, exploring your property, looking for something to steal & flip. they know that once they make a getaway, the risk of being jailed is very low. Libtards will prattle on about how your TV set isn't worth someones LIFE, no matter how worthless that scum is. This must change. Don't vote for demmacratz. Nope.

okay----i've told you kids before that traffic is MURDER here in lil ol' Sfd, USA. But yeah----today there was another wreck at the intersection which i frequently pass through. i can't understand why those people drive so crazy. nope. one car ended up on its' side. (see photo)Attachment 6033

okay---I've been waaay too busy to keep you kids updated on a play-by-play of crime in Zurras' Third-largest citty, but believe me----crime is running rampant. After I got home from the cruise, in which hot-rodders in jacked-up junkers repave the streets with rubber and tire smoke is like a fog, the po-leese sent in a contingent of cop cars, with cop tires and cop suspension and cop motors, capable of speeds in excess of 125 mph, and essentially cleared the streets of cruisers cruising and making LOUD noises. After all---the church people have GOT to get some sleep so they can get up early & praise the Lord at Church in their nice, clean, safe, quiet, new consumermobiles. You don't see any jacked-up or lowered-down cruiser vehicles in the church parkin' lots on Sundy Mornin', that's for sure! Nope. So anyway----the cruisers all went home, but a couple hours later, there were multiple shootings downtown, and three people were transported to the hospital, and one pronounced daid. No other details, at this moment. But yeah---the drunken driver who plowed into a car in his pickup at high-speed killing a family of 3 was sentenced to 30 years in prison, recently. Ha. We'll see how long he's locked up.

okay---this just in: More Crime. This little Lady must have the idea she can go out and get drunk-n-drive any time she pleases! Ha. This is her Third Offense! Well, we'll show this little scofflaw what the inside of a prison cell is like. Yup. (see photo)Attachment 6067

okay---------welllll---yet ANOTHER drunken-driving criminal! (see photo). Evidently, she thinks it's FUNNY ta smirk for the mugshot. Ha. But yeah---crime runs rampant, here. Yup.Attachment 6068

okay-----we got a lot goin' on here in Zurra, during the Holiday Season! it's a time to be festive, so yeah---they're gonna put a man ta SLEEP at the Correctional Center! Too bad it can't be televised! He killed a young girl 17 years ago, and been eating up the taxpayers' dollars, ever since! The Governor sez he's gotta go, but the liberal media sez the killer has a "deformed brain", making excuses, as usual. Those "libtards" all have deformed brains, in my honest opinion. Hope that helps you some. Thankk mee.

okay-----this just in: a motorist at one a THE busiest intersections in town, caught this with their I-phone.(see photo). It's apparently some gal crossing the street, headed towards walgreens, with her shorts down around her ankles. I'd guess she's off her meds, and needs to refill her scrip' NOW. But yeah---if some guy did that, he'd be serving time & forced to register as a sex offender, for life. So anyway---don't laugh; this is not a laughing matter. We have all kinds of weirdos, here. Yup. Thank Mee. Attachment 6139Attachment 6140

okay-----cops bagged this gal for drunk-n-driving; this place is chock full o' BAD GIRLS, from drunken drivers to mommy-killers to lewd nude pedestrians! But yeah---they needta DO SOMETHING about these people here. Yup.Attachment 6143

okay-----one o' the newest residents o' the local jail(see photo). So anyway---what did she do? Forget to return a lirrrarrry book? Shoplift some cosmetics a walmart? Nope, not hardly. But yeah---she was arrested for being in possession of 640 Grams o' Fentanyl, killer drug. Yup. That is a whole lotta that stuff. Attachment 6147

okay---I've told you kids many times: "Dude---crime RUNS RAMPANT here". Yup. Well, they just hauled this little gal inta jail, for beating her 1 1/2 year old.(see photo). Prolly tryin' ta discipline her. Ha. But yeah---I hope you kids don't beat your toddlers. Yup.Attachment 6154

okay-----you kids'll be glad ta know something about Zurra's 3rd-largest city: That they got high-culture along with ALPHABET People here! An guess what? one o' 'em got nabbed fer drunk-n-driving New Year Eve! (see photo). That fact is eliciting lotta clever comments on the SFD WTF? F-book group. Ha. But yeah---the accused is on the faculty at Droopy Drawers U, and a Craig-Hall-Type(theater major) grad of MSU. Yup. Maybe, just maybe "he" sells Mary Kay as a side hustle. Ha. Hope that helps you some. Attachment 6169

okay----there was a murder at one a the redneck discos here. A ssuspect is in custody. But yeah---they repurposed a large building used as a Bingo Parlor inta this place for the young rednecks n' bronkin' bucks ta get wild and crazy on a Satterdy night, and they do, ev-o-dently. There are calls for this place ta be shut down, like happened to the other ones. Too much rough stuff, I guess. Yup. But hey---ya gotta have recreation for the young locals, so they don't leave. Ha. (no photo available) Thankk mee. edited to add: Da po-leese made a arress, suspect-in-custody. But yeah---the one 'cused o' doing the shooting in the lot o' the redneck joint is a bro'. Get the rope, storm the jail. Hope that helps y'all sum. Yup.

okay----some stats here for you kids. But yeah----crime runs rampant, here (see photo). Yup.Attachment 6184

okay---this good ol girl got sentenced to some time for setting a house full o' people on fire. But, I reckon she'll be out in awhile. The devvill made her do it, probly. (see photo)Attachment 6187

okay----this just in----this gal got arrested for suspicion o' murder. Didn't say who the victim is. No more details, except they implied SHE might be a "victim" too. Ha. (see photo)Attachment 6194

okay----this local gal was a teacher in one a the nearby bedroom communities. So, anyway---she went ta court, and got probation for "dating" one a the kids. Yup. Grrrls just wanna have fun. Yup. (see photo)Attachment 6195

okay---another scofflaw in custody. But yeah---those italian-american ladies are hot, aren't they? Her stats indicate she's getting a little chunky, but that what happens. Yup.(see photo)Attachment 6215

okay-----as church lady might say: "what have we here?". So anyway---a y'all(bro) from E. St Louis wuz living here, and of course, bro's are simply irresistable to blond-haired, blue-eyed teeny boppers, these days. (see photo). But yeah---sadly, as all too often happens, da grrrl ended up daid, behind a bush in a backyard, and da bro(susspeckt)absconded. Yup. So, they put out wanted posters, so they could bring the boy in, and get his version of events. Like church lady might say: "We'll see." Ha. Attachment 6225

okay---this new wave kinda hipster-type got picked up for old-fashioned DUI. (see photo)Attachment 6226

okay---this just in; the local po-po's(who should've been defunded & disbanded when Yo was presy-dent), snagged this lil ol gal off da street. They're sayin' she had alcohol on her breath! Yup. Thing is, al makes them more fun!
(see photo) Anyway, pay a loyyer big bucks & a fine & go on high-risk ins. & pay a cab to go to work. That way---You won't have the cash for alcohol; you'll hafta put 'er on yer credit card. Ha. Attachment 6227

okay-----guess what? Another murder! But yeah---a dead body was found laying in the road, downtown. Yup. Well---I would not advice anyone to move here, on account of the supposed "low cost of living". Unless, you like dying. Yup.(see photo)Attachment 6228

okay----here's a photo of the person who was found dead-in-the-road of stab wounds, last night. But yeah----they had been arrested recently on drug charges, so i have this for you kids. (see photo) Thankk mee. Yup.Attachment 6230

okay---in other news---this morning this happened(see photo). But yeah---why am I not surprised? Attachment 6238

How does one die, naked, and still remain attached to a radio tower?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by iris lilies

How does one die, naked, and still remain attached to a radio tower?

---

Who knows? Who cares? Prolly acted on a dare that he/she wasn't scared o' nuthin' It's Zurra, after all. Yup.

okay----the ICE Man has been busy & has snagged quite a few wetbacks lately, so they can deport them back ta ole Mexico or wherever. Adios, muchacho. Ha.(see photo). That way, they can take one o' those American jobs the big corporations have exported down there. Yup. Attachment 6245

okay---this just in. (see photo) But yeah--linen sheets has been a baaad girl. yup.Attachment 6252