Springfield, MO life of crime

[littlebittybobby]

okay-----as church lady might say: "what have we here?". So anyway---a y'all(bro) from E. St Louis wuz living here, and of course, bro's are simply irresistable to blond-haired, blue-eyed teeny boppers, these days. (see photo). But yeah---sadly, as all too often happens, da grrrl ended up daid, behind a bush in a backyard, and da bro(susspeckt)absconded. Yup. So, they put out wanted posters, so they could bring the boy in, and get his version of events. Like church lady might say: "We'll see." Ha.

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[littlebittybobby]

okay---this new wave kinda hipster-type got picked up for old-fashioned DUI. (see photo)

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[littlebittybobby]

okay---this just in; the local po-po's(who should've been defunded & disbanded when Yo was presy-dent), snagged this lil ol gal off da street. They're sayin' she had alcohol on her breath! Yup. Thing is, al makes them more fun!
(see photo) Anyway, pay a loyyer big bucks & a fine & go on high-risk ins. & pay a cab to go to work. That way---You won't have the cash for alcohol; you'll hafta put 'er on yer credit card. Ha.

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[littlebittybobby]

okay-----guess what? Another murder! But yeah---a dead body was found laying in the road, downtown. Yup. Well---I would not advice anyone to move here, on account of the supposed "low cost of living". Unless, you like dying. Yup.(see photo)

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[littlebittybobby]

okay----here's a photo of the person who was found dead-in-the-road of stab wounds, last night. But yeah----they had been arrested recently on drug charges, so i have this for you kids. (see photo) Thankk mee. Yup.

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[littlebittybobby]

okay---in other news---this morning this happened(see photo). But yeah---why am I not surprised?

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[iris lilies]

How does one die, naked, and still remain attached to a radio tower?

[littlebittybobby]

How does one die, naked, and still remain attached to a radio tower?

Who knows? Who cares? Prolly acted on a dare that he/she wasn't scared o' nuthin' It's Zurra, after all. Yup.

[littlebittybobby]

okay----the ICE Man has been busy & has snagged quite a few wetbacks lately, so they can deport them back ta ole Mexico or wherever. Adios, muchacho. Ha.(see photo). That way, they can take one o' those American jobs the big corporations have exported down there. Yup.

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[littlebittybobby]

okay---this just in. (see photo) But yeah--linen sheets has been a baaad girl. yup.

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