FSM thread

[ApatheticNoMore]

Please do not participate if you are Christian, Buddhist, atheist, druid, celiac, gluten intolerant, on a paleo diet ... or if you just want to argue about whether the FSM would be a Democrat or a Republican (he's obviously a Democrat). This is for those of us who are trying as best we can to understand. By the way when was the last time you had pasta? It's probably been over a month for me. Please practice basic politeness and stay out of this thread if you are not a pastafarian. I don't distrupt your threads by posting about the FSM do I?

[Alan]

Before finding FSM, I felt that my soul had been asleep, but now its been awakened.

[herbgeek]

I don't know who FSM is, but I'm sure if he/she/it likes pasta that we'd get along. LOL

[iris lily]

There is no way I could join you all in your worship of the FSM, my waistline can't stand that!

That's said, I'm just about ready to go to the kitchen and make a batch of red pasta sauce. I suppose that makes me a Disciple.

[razz]

Flying Spaghetti Monster? That is a whole new side of you that I had not seen before, ANM.

[bae]

My great awakening occurred when I realized Bob was merely one of the FSM's prophets in disguise.

[rosarugosa]

Fellow pastafarian here; I too have been touched by his noodly appendage.

[Spartana]

Is it wrong to want to eat your God?...with a side of garlic bread :-)! This pasta sauce is the blood of the FSM. This garlic bread is the body of the FSM. Amen!

[Yarrow]

Is it wrong to want to eat your God?...with a side of garlic bread :-)! This pasta sauce is the blood of the FSM. This garlic bread is the body of the FSM. Amen!

Oh yes! Amen!

[AustinKat]

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen!