I can't resist. Two words - STOP IT!!
SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) -- Saying "there is hope for America, and we will find it on our knees," Texas Governor Rick Perry has invited other governors to join him in a "solemn gathering of prayer and fasting" in August in Houston, according to the event's website.
Officially titled “The Response, a Call to Prayer for a Nation in Crisis,” Perry’s Pray-n-Fast will take place in Houston and be “a non-denominational, apolitical Christian prayer meeting” featuring both governors and alt-governors (“Christian political leaders”).
Paying for the festivities is the American Family Association, whose leaders hate green dragons, gays and their gay Home Depots, and Indian tribes, among other people and things. Because of the AFA's family value-style generosity, nobody will have to pay anything to deprive themselves of food with the popular party host. If everything goes according to plan, and no fights break out, attendees will "rise up and make a sound that will be heard in heaven." And then hopefully Jesus will come and take away all the "depression, addiction, fear" and other evils that have suddenly popped up in America, after more than two perfect centuries. excerpt from Gawker
Now, here’s the deal. It has to be Pray-n-Fast because Perry’s too cheap to spring for food. And I suspect the guy who can turn a basket of fish and bread into feeding a crowd would not be caught dead within a zillion miles of this event.
It’s gonna be held in Reliant Stadium. Here’s a picture of Reliant Stadium. The Texans play there and , like Perry, they are not very good at what they do either.
But, I suspect this is a good place to have the Pray-n-Fast because just like football, this is an exhibition sport.
You know, if we could pray our roads fixed, our children educated, our airplanes landing safely, and Grandma’s failing eyesight to magically heal, I’d be there myself on my knees. But, instead, Rick Perry and his corporate buddies will tell poor people that they don’t need health care if they have Jesus, and education is nothing because the Bible has all the answers, and working from dawn to dusk seven days a week is what they should do because work honors God. And then they’ll pass the plate for these folks to contribute to Perry’s Presidential run. - Juanita Jeans Beauty Shop
Peace