I'm not going to sacrifice myself and have my diving interfered with for idiots.
Today some asshat going the same direction as I was had his dog on an extension leash, with the dog wandering over into the other lane. I'm screaming at him to get the dog into his lane as I passed on the far left, and he's not doing a damn thing. He got a "What the f--k is wrong with you?" as I passed him.