Springfield, MO life of crime

[littlebittybobby]

Okay----One o' my F-book friends has been in our nice, new detention center for a couple months, now. I guess she was homeless during the winter, and her family has given up on her, due to her lengthty criminal history, mostly related to "substance" abuse. But yeah---she had a court hearing, and I expected to see her being released onto the streets, again. But nooo---the judge extended her stay until another hearing at the end o' june. Yup. So, no need to worry about her. She'll be fine. Prolly one viable solution to homelessness and criminal behavior linked to drug abuse, which seems to be getting even worse, would be to repurpose old commercial buildings as homeless detention centers, to keep them off drugs and safe and sound. They frequently get hit by cars late at night, around here. But yeah---two things---public policy would have to change, in order to justify incarceration for homelessness. The libtards would all of a sudden flip-flop on the issue of personal lifestyle choices. Yup. Plus---The Karens would be screaming bloody murder: N.I.M.B.Y.!!!! Then, the building would have to have investment in design, to keep everyone safe and secure. But, it could be done. Then----feed 'em baloney sammiches w/sliced gummint cheese, every day. Jell-o, too. Hope that helps you kids some. Thank mee for being such a brilliant sociologist. Yup.

[JaneV2.0]

Okay----One o' my F-book friends has been in our nice, new detention center for a couple months, now. I guess she was homeless during the winter, and her family has given up on her, due to her lengthty criminal history, mostly related to "substance" abuse. But yeah---she had a court hearing, and I expected to see her being released onto the streets, again. But nooo---the judge extended her stay until another hearing at the end o' june. Yup. So, no need to worry about her. She'll be fine. Prolly one viable solution to homelessness and criminal behavior linked to drug abuse, which seems to be getting even worse, would be to repurpose old commercial buildings as homeless detention centers, to keep them off drugs and safe and sound. They frequently get hit by cars late at night, around here. But yeah---two things---public policy would have to change, in order to justify incarceration for homelessness. The libtards would all of a sudden flip-flop on the issue of personal lifestyle choices. Yup. Plus---The Karens would be screaming bloody murder: N.I.M.B.Y.!!!! Then, the building would have to have investment in design, to keep everyone safe and secure. But, it could be done. Then----feed 'em baloney sammiches w/sliced gummint cheese, every day. Jell-o, too. Hope that helps you kids some. Thank mee for being such a brilliant sociologist. Yup.

Portland has a whole new, never-used prison that is languishing for want of tenants. You couldn't give me a job in this contentious new world of politics.

[littlebittybobby]

Portland has a whole new, never-used prison that is languishing for want of tenants. You couldn't give me a job in this contentious new world of politics.

Wow, new & never used! Lock 'em up, now. Maybe they could run it like Andy did in Mayberry, where Otis could just lock himself up when necessary.

[littlebittybobby]

Okay----this little ol gal was just jailed here for violating a 'straining order she had against her. It wasn't me, tho. Nope. But yeah---I looked on f-book, and she has several accounts, and on one she hints she's a bit touched, if you will. But no photo; I checked to see if she's really that cross-eyed. But you know what? I think it's a new trend for gals being booked to make funny faces for their mug shots. So yeah---I will post more funny Sfd. booking photos, as they appear. 2023-04-27.jpg2023-04-27.jpg

[littlebittybobby]

Okay---there has been LOTS of serious crime happening here, but I figured this might interest you kids. So anyway--this ol' gal was jailed for Dom Ass, today or yesterday. I usually try to guess stats(age, Ht,Wt) & offense, just by seeing the photo, before looking at the official booking info. But yeah---sometimes I'm incorrect in my estimates. Plus---just for fun, if they're in for Dom Ass, I make up a possible motive, which is anybodies' guess, cause they don't publish the motive. Like---for instance: Her honey aroused her ire for failing to complete the long & comprehensive list of honey-do's in a timely manner. Or else: Forgot their 40th anniversary, completely. Ha. Yes, I know my snide little bitty hobby of mocking these unfortunate people seems like a waste of time. But hey---not nearly as bad a waste as a loooong trip overseas to see if Lundumb is still there! Yup. Hope that helps you some. Thankk mee. (see photo o' the accused)2023-04-30 (2).jpg

[littlebittybobby]

Okay---Here's yet another SFD, Zurra she-criminal. You kids prolly wonder: What's that sweet little lady in for? Failure to have current license plates? A check for groceries that bounced? Dog at large? Ha. Nope. She was arrested and booked for: Tampering with a motor vehicle, Violating a restraining order, and last but not least: Resisting Arrest. Yup. All formerly offenses that were what I would classify as Guy Crimes. But, that's Ladies Liberation & Absolute Equality for ya! Thank You, Demmmacratz for empowering wimmin to be as obnoxious and UN-ladylike as any Male! Ha. But yeah---take a look at this goofy mugshot. Thankk mee.2023-05-01 (1).jpg

[littlebittybobby]

Okay----Never-Ending crime in the citty. But yeah---the cops brought in a guy that hit a pedestrian with his murdercycle last night, and killed her, then left the scene. Amazed they even caught him. So then---they brought in this young lady, charged with Dom Ass. Note the abrasions and bruises on her face; musta been quite a brawl. Ha. See photo. Thankk Mee.2023-05-01 (11).jpg

[littlebittybobby]

Okay---Another one. Booked for Violating an order of protection. Yup. A real badazz Zurra Wummun. See photo. Thank Me.2023-05-01 (12).jpg

[littlebittybobby]

Okay---This local gal(age: old-enough-to-know-better)was jailed for shooting at a house and fleeing in her truck at a high speed when barney tried to stop her. She ended up colliding with a cop car. But yeah---she got a little media coverage for her spree. But, not much. Just another day in Paradise. See photo.2023-05-02 (2).jpg2023-05-02.jpg

[iris lilies]

Is it a requirement that female criminals in Springfield have that peculiar shade of bottle blonde hair, or is that the filter of the police camera?