Time to Talk About the Buffett Rule

[Alan]

Y'all are wrong! WRONG I TELL YOU!!!!!

The Buffet Rule means that you always take a clean plate when you go back for seconds, and never never never drool into the community food supply on a buffett line.

I really thought that you guys knew these things...

Oh, everybody knows that. This is about the sliding scale they charge you at the door. Half the diners eat for free and the few percent they dislike the most, who are already paying for 70 or so percent of the evenings meals, get to pay an additional premium for the privilege of dessert.