Please do not participate if you are Christian, Buddhist, atheist, druid, celiac, gluten intolerant, on a paleo diet ... or if you just want to argue about whether the FSM would be a Democrat or a Republican (he's obviously a Democrat). This is for those of us who are trying as best we can to understand. By the way when was the last time you had pasta? It's probably been over a month for me. Please practice basic politeness and stay out of this thread if you are not a pastafarian. I don't distrupt your threads by posting about the FSM do I?