People are saying that mug shot is beautiful. No one has had a more beautiful mugshot. Its a thing of beauty. I'm the only president who has had four, yes four indictments. Putin called me and we had the perfect conversation. Kim called me from North Korea, can you believe that? We are in love and he is sending me letters. I should be respected like they are. People should bow to me. I'm doing this all for the American people.
My mug shot can be on a coffee cup, t-shirt, or beer could made especially for you. On beautiful items made in China. Ivanka has connections you know.

I'm very very busy these days working on my campaign to be your favorite president once again. Plus my health care plan that is coming out in two weeks.