Miss Cellane,
What a shame. I would love to have that kind of a meal. People always act surprised when I tell them that I eat everything. (Well, I don't really like fish, but I will eat everything else.) Because I'm lean, they always seem to assume that I'm a vegetarian and that I don't eat any sugar, fats, etc.
I notice many of the people that have rigid diets look to me as if they want approval for being gluten free, or whatever. I just let it pass and don't comment. I think it's rude to be so difficult over food. It's just one meal...