I SECOND THIS - Different Granny. She talks to you when you're in the room. She talks to you when you're not in the room. When you're on the phone, when you're watching tv, when you're on the toilet, when you're lying in bed. While you're texting, while you're dressing, while you're trying to gather ten minutes of meditation time to keep from strangling her. About people you've never met and details that don't matter. Every time you begin a sentence or even just try to have a conversation by validating what she's saying. It's The Granny Channel, 16 hours a day each and every day until she goes home. She's right and you're wrong and never mind that she didn't hear a word you said. Lady! It's bad enough that you need to micro manage me and I'm a control freak and barely tolerate this but OH. PLEASE. PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!!! SHUT. UP.
Oh mother of god it's three hours later and she hasn't stopped yet. Now it's a running commentary as she online shops for Christmas gifts for people i don't know, narrating online shopping as if no one else in the room has ever done it, oh, she forgot to take off the capitals lock! ... oh ... whimper ... please ...






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