Quote Originally Posted by freshstart View Post
OMG, that's a good one. It was hard not to want to edit and rewrite it for them, lol. My friend and I were thinking we could totally do this, $20, we'll make your profile a witty masterpiece, well, we'll make it less shitty and more likely to get you laid! Match was an adventure, apparently I do not have good searchable terms to look for a certain kind of guy. I searched "the New Yorker", 1 hit, a woman, we wrote each other how bad our dates were, cracked each other up for months. Then she told me she was bisexual and I already knew she liked the New Yorker!

Anyway, while be driven around town to see doctors, I have a solution for your problem: friends with benefits. That's perfect for two people like you, you kinda suspect this is not going to lead to marriage, unless it changes. And maybe it would if you said you think you should both see other people, you'll realize pretty quick if you want her and only her and I'm guessing so will she. I wouldn't present it as FWB, though, just keep that in your noggin.
She is super Christian and therefore does not believe in FWB.

I am not much of a FWB type guy anyway... though it sounds fun on paper. I really try to do right by any woman I date.


On Match.com I noticed the "Match Clones." There was this huge class of women on there who essentially had the same profile!

"I love to travel. I am a big fan of (insert popular sports team in my area here). My family and friends mean the world to me. I have an amazing puppy/cat! I have a great education, an excellent career, and now I just need my partner in crime. I'd prefer a guy who is tall, works out regularly, and has a house and a car. You have to make me laugh! I like romantic comedies, red wine, and Grey's Anatomy. You must be willing to take salsa lessons and be romantic too. I'd like to be married and start a family within two years. Can't wait to hear from you! My favorite books are 50 Shades of Grey and The Bible."

This is like 90% of women on internet dating sites. Lawd help me! haha