I don' t understand why you seem to be so mean spirited towards both your parents. I understand you grew up in a hoarding household, but for your own sake you need to let it go.

Your mom takes great joy in thinking she's Irish (and now you've proved she is). You couldn't wait to prove her wrong, even though it affects you none. Your dad obviously wants a closer relationship with you and gives you small things he thinks will fit into your lifestyle, and you can't wait to do the equivalent of "punching him in the gut". He's being kind, and you just want to be mean in return.

Why?