Quote Originally Posted by Spartana View Post
You forgot to add that the women in Maine have no teeth (a standard joke in Maine about rural women there). Finding a gal with a tooth or two is like finding Cinderella - a real catch :-)!!
I guess I better explain myself before anyone thinks I have an inappropriate opinion of women in Maine. My post was a stream of consciousness thing starting with cold winters which led to it being so cold as to be a three dog night, which led to the band Three Dog Night, which led to a song Never Been to Spain, which caused me to ruminate about Spain rhyming with Maine, and the result is what you see.