And Sheriff Ray, don't get me started on him. Why just the other day I walked into my favorite bar here, the Lower Tavern (to distinguish it from the Upper Tavern), only to find Ray atop of one of the bar patrons on the ground, brutally using his fists on the poor fellow's chest. I could hear ribs cracking! One of the other patrons said Ray had been doing this for 5 minutes before I came in. The guy on the ground looked like he was just about dead.

Another 9 minutes of CPR from the rest of us who showed up, and application of the AED from Ray's cruiser's trunk managed to save the guy's life. Good thing Ray initiated CPR as soon as he saw the fellow drop to the ground, when he had wandered into the bar at closing time for his ritual bar-check to make sure nobody needed a friendly ride home.

Brutality!