I am a teacher.

i do not want to take a bullet for your child.
i do not want to put a bullet in your child.

i am a mother.
and I watched my children and their friends grow up, and I love them. But for a long time, they were idiots. if you don’t think you can trust them with beer, why in the hell would you let them have a gun?

Gun (you can arm a kid who is too young to drive)
Car
vote
Beer

personally, I think it should be
beer,
car,
vote,
gun.