Quote Originally Posted by rosarugosa View Post
I had a dear departed friend who struggled with alcohol abuse most of his life. He lived in an apartment complex, and apparently it was his practice to sleep on his couch in the nude. So he went home drunk one night, and you can guess the rest. Fortunately, the horrified tenant who discovered him on her couch only called the police, who resolved the situation without any violence. The only thing harmed was my friend's ego, and he made it into the local paper with a story titled "File This Under Nude Awakening."
My long-winded point is I wonder whether alcohol or other substances were involved.
I read she had no alcohol in her system; I think she was coming home from work.

Yes--a normally-functioning person would back out and call the police, and while waiting for them, they might notice the apartment number and their error.